macbean:

dataangel:

sootonthecarpet:

what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’

Shit. I want to write this.

Damn. I want to read it.

I may or may not have started writing this

(via mydwynter)

njwight:

Happy Earth Day! Please be kind to the planet and love your fellow creatures…even if they are missing a horn and licking their nose.

njwight:

Happy Earth Day! Please be kind to the planet and love your fellow creatures…even if they are missing a horn and licking their nose.

(via allcreatures)

As Cold As Ice

(My family and I are watching the Winter Olympics. The ice hockey preview comes on and we all wince at how brutal it is.)

Me: “What I find funny is that it’s Canada’s national sport and Canada is, like, the most polite country in the world.”

Dad: *darkly* “Not when they’re on the ice…”

Read more funny stories at NotAlwaysRelated.com!:

ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

it’s going the wrong way

(via itsorganic-itsorgasmic)

derpycats:

all i need to be happy is to sit on the porch and eat spiders.  why would you take my happiness from me?

derpycats:

all i need to be happy is to sit on the porch and eat spiders.  why would you take my happiness from me?

bible-jpg:

i just realised jesus faked his death for more followers

(via norma-bara)

rubycosmos:

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

birb must spin

Birb.

rubycosmos:

lonahtem:

i’ve finally found an accurate image of what i’d do if i was a bird

birb must spin

Birb.

(via itsorganic-itsorgasmic)

ptosistwitcheye:

lesbian-songbirds:

nottonight-imonfire:

our-memories-defeat-us:

faustoaleman:

our-memories-defeat-us:

saraquinruinedmylife:

Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?

I swear to god it was

Last time i checked it was 2011??

I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013

Wait the 90’s are over???

Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?

Reblogging for the Ferdinand thing.

(via ohandirushtothestart)

tastefullyoffensive:

Scottish Batman [pandyland]

tastefullyoffensive:

Scottish Batman [pandyland]