Are you sure March Madness isn’t about how irritable everyone in the office is after losing an hour’s sleep to Daylight Savings Time? — (via meetingboy)
I could rock the shit out of that
- Me: Oh, so last night I dreamed you wouldn't let me wear a fake mustache and I got mad at you.
- Kitti: That sounds reasonable.
- Me: Anyhow, this wasn't even like a realistic looking one. It was bright neon orange.
- Kitti: Don't go gettin' any fancy ideas.
- Me: I could do it! I could totally rock a mustache.
- Kitti: Only if you were wearing a suit.
- Me: I could totally rock a suit.