what if instead of a same gender detective partnership who keep getting mistaken for a romantic couple, you had a same gender romantic couple who keep getting mistaken for detectives
‘hello, I’m sam darling, and this is my partner gregory hitch’ ‘AH YES THE PRIVATE DETECTIVES’ ‘what??? no we just came for some ice cream why is there police tape everywhere’
Shit. I want to write this.Damn. I want to read it.
I may or may not have started writing this
As Cold As Ice
(My family and I are watching the Winter Olympics. The ice hockey preview comes on and we all wince at how brutal it is.)
Me: “What I find funny is that it’s Canada’s national sport and Canada is, like, the most polite country in the world.”
Dad: *darkly* “Not when they’re on the ice…”
Wasn’t it January like 5 minutes ago?
I swear to god it was
Last time i checked it was 2011??
I fell asleep in 2007 and I woke up now it’s 2013
Wait the 90’s are over???
Hold up, the Spice Girls broke up!?
Reblogging for the Ferdinand thing.