I don’t really care how else the fic made you feel. I want to know if the jokes landed
Month: October 2025
The Worst Episode of Columbo
A frequent topic of conversation on the Columbo subreddit is “what’s the worst episode of Columbo.” It almost always ends the same way: The people who think No Time and Undercover are the worst Columbo episodes are correct. That’s because they’re not Columbo episodes. I think everybody knows by now that those two episodes were…
Cat in a Cone
Boycat had all of his teeth extracted on Wednesday and is wandering the house in a cone. He’s miserable and angry and pissed off at me, but he’s managing to eat and drink and use the litterbox. I haven’t given him any painkillers since I can’t tell if he’s still doing ok from the post-surgery…
A Random Line
Woke up this morning with “You’re so dull I couldn’t pick you out of a lineup if you were the only person in it” in my head. No idea where that came from, but it’s pretty good. Feel free to use it.
Spam Email
“This yearbook is older than your Great-Grandparent’s” said the email. Classmates dot com apparently has a yearbook from 1886. It’s older than my grandfather’s, at least. It’s only older than my grandfather by a few years.