The Supermassive Black Hole of Pain I mentioned a few posts back, that was there just being all hot and weird and pulsing and squeezing and possibly emitting dark matter?
Stopped
Yesterday I woke up and it didn’t hurt and I thought “ok, it’s because I just woke up and I haven’t done anything risky like take a deep breath, or try to roll over” and then I did those things and it still didn’t hurt.
I went to the bathroom. I got dressed. I came downstairs. I made coffee.
Didn’t hurt
So I stood in the kitchen and leaned and twisted and reached and contorted in ways that are dangerous at the best of times and …
Nothin’ hurt
I’m used to pain receding. You know, how it goes away in stages, like each day it’s not as bad as the day before and eventually you realize it doesn’t hurt but you can’t specifically say what day it was when it stopped. Not this time. Went to sleep on Friday making “ooch” noises and trying to figure out the best position where the least number of things hurt, and when I woke up, it was gone.
So I’m assuming what I had was an alien probe of some sort? A little device monitoring me for the future of humanity I guess? The good news is I’m pretty much a harmless idiot, so if the aliens learned anything from me, it’s more than likely it’s things like “ouch bad, weed good, coffee best” so the good news is they’ll probably conquer us really easy, and there’ll be coffee and weed at the end.
You’re welcome