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It's Extra Magic Bonus Happy Leap Year Day!
neil-gaiman:
Please celebrate Leap Year Day in the traditional manner by taking a writer out for dinner.
It’s been four years since many authors had a good dinner. We are waiting. Many of us have our forks or chopsticks at the ready - some of us have had them ready for days. We will repay you by drifting off while the food is being served and then suddenly scribbling something down on a scrap...
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How I Got Two Sodas For $1.25 (A True Story)
I went into the break room to get a soda to have with lunch. Normally I get a Pepsi but today I figured a Coke would be a nice change. It’s a buck twenty-five from the vending machine. I had two dollars.
Miraculously the machine took both bills without complaint. I pressed the button. A 20-oz bottle of Coke dropped. My change didn’t. The “Sold Out” button was flashing. ...
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Keanu Reeves is a vampire
Now, look at this:
That’s “Paul Mounet”, a french actor, who “died” in 1922.
His body never was found.
Then, look at this:
An unknown man, painted in 1530 by Parmigianino.
Compare them:
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Heterosexual couples swap clothes and poses. →
matociquala:
Kind of totally awesome in a deconstructive sort of way.
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Why I Should Never Be Left Unattended
Iron Man
Iron Man
Does whatever an iron can
Presses shirts — any size
Straightens skirts
Flattens ties
Look out!
Here comes the Iron Man!
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sideshow-bib:
Would it be really ridiculous to go get a hamburger at 6 AM? I feel it would be slightly ridiculous. That’s pancake time. Life is full of difficult decisions that should be made when I’m actually awake and not sleep-typing like I am now.
Dude, this is why they have 24-hour diners. EVERY time is pancake time. EVERY time is hamburger time.
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SAME SEX MARRIAGE PASSED IN MARYLAND SENATE!
donutdude:
Good job Maryland! Now fix these crappy roads!
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Bold those books you’ve read in their entirety. Italicize the ones you started but didn’t finish or read only an excerpt.
1 Pride and Prejudice – Jane Austen 2 The Lord of the Rings – JRR Tolkien 3 Jane Eyre – Charlotte Bronte 4 Harry Potter series - J.K. Rowling 5 To Kill a Mockingbird – Harper Lee 6 The Bible 7 Wuthering Heights – Emily Bronte 8 Nineteen Eighty Four – George Orwell 9 His...
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