WHY IS THIS A THING?!
I asked the partner-in-crime if this is what it’s like living with me. He didn’t answer.

My work goal for 2012 is to increase my caffeine intake. My boss says this isn’t a valid goal and can’t go in my personnel file, so I’m considering it my “hidden” goal.
I don’t know why it’s not a valid goal. It’s a lot more interesting than “improve Excel knowledge”.
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Saturday, 31 December, 20011. 10:13 PM.
Have resorted to coffee in an attempt to make it until midnight.
My household has cured this dilemma by investing in a Keurig coffeemaker. A blindfolded three-year-old could make a cup of coffee with it.
Also, a 39-year-old Canadian can make coffee with it. I’ve only had to walk him through it a few times!
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