Don’t you hate it when you’re just writing along and then you think wait would that even is that possible how does this work oh shit RESEARCH
And the next thing you know you have twenty million tabs open about everything from hydrogen engines to the psychology of serial killers to the evolution of the pronghorn
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SOMEONE SOMEWHERE IS EATING PIZZA RIGHT NOW AND YOURE PROBABLY NOT
im so SUDDENLY AND INEXPLICABLY FILLED WITH HATE
Dammit. Now I really want pizza. And I’m angry about it.
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My dog got a seriously strenuous physical exam to check for arthritis and joint damage. He got an injection of Buprenex, Metacam, and Adequan. Now he is SO FRELLING HIGH that he’s just standing in the middle of the room, looking miserable. I know he’ll be less stoned in the morning, but right now he’s breaking my heart.
My pets are Sherlock characters.
Rita. Cat #1. Seldom moves. Fond of food. Prefers to just let everyone else do things. Exceptionally good at disapproving stares. The older cat by seven years. Usually irritated by…
Luke. Cat #2. Always moving. Seldom sleeps. Disappears for hours at a time. Much too skinny, already long and lanky. No sense of personal space. Rude. Loud. Annoying. Likes to do experiments by putting things in water, or spilling water on things. Often offensive, very good at pissing people off, clever, devious, and a troublemaker who can usually be kept in line by…
Cardiff. The dog. Loyal. Trusting. Patiently puts up with Luke climbing all over him, stealing his food, disrupting his sleep, chewing on him, and generally luring him into trouble. Can’t decide if he wants to protect Luke or murder him. Cardiff also has a limp that doesn’t seem to exist when he’s playing with Luke.
Hey, do you know that band who do that song? It’s a quirky girl and guy and they’re popular on the Internet?
